I don't want to sit under a tree and have a picnic. I don't want someone to obsess over me and fawn over stupid shit, because its happened before and its apparently not what I want/need.
I want a guy to be a sarcastic smart ass. I want him to make mistakes. I want him to be annoying and for me to hate liking him. I want him to be real and personable.
Thank God for automatic spell check.